The bass is going right over this part!

With Gettleman's draft ars poetica in the books, the Bluethers return from another mandatory cool-down period to discuss the selection of Daniel Jones, the close call with Josh Rosen, and how to proceed with Giants fandom in the face of increasingly bewildering incoherence from the front office.

In other words, this is the 2019 draft recap you never knew you wanted.

That used to be my anger!

In the much-anticipated Season Finale of An Inconvenient Blueth, the Bluethers recap the final two games of the Giants' 2018 campaign with an eye toward anything that isn't explicitly or substantively related to the 2018 campaign. They take an initial look at the big offseason questions hanging over Corporate Insurance Stadium, including the fate of Eli Manning and what the Giants may choose to do with the sixth overall pick in the draft, and highlight some unexpected lessons from the otherwise depressing year that was for Big Blue.

Other topics discussed in this episode include which kind of jersey to purchase from the NFL store, the Big Ben v. Eli debate that nearly dismantled the Perry family on a recent car ride, whether or not Zach is an accredited doctor according to NFL rules, and how many body parts count as multiple body parts. In the word of the President, "Enjoy!"

I am in a dog house!

The Bluethers return to the mics (kind of) to break down the drubbings that the Giants have, respectively, handed out and received in the past two weeks. Given the Giants' now-firm position in the NFL's bottom-of-the-middle, they take a look at developments in Oakland, Arizona, and how teams are increasingly jockeying for their preferred draft placements. Naturally, Rosenhaus and Josh(es) Rosen are also mentioned reverentially before Zach and Willys wrap up with a look ahead to Week 16 in Indianapolis against Andrew Luck and The Other Guys Who Get Paid By the Colts.

According to them, they're 3-1!

CORRECTION: “in medias res” appears to have been first used by Horace, in Ars poetica.

It’s that kind of episode because it was that kind of game. The Bluethers take to the mics to recap the most entertaining and disjointed game of the Giants’ 2018 campaign. They break down the emergence of Aldrick Rosas as a premier kicker, Odell’s touchdowns on the throwing and receiving ends, and how it was possible for Big Blue to nearly lose this game.

With the Giants perched between a wild card spot and a top-tier draft pick, they also look ahead to the final games of the year, and the possibility that the Giants will finish the year, according to them, 7-1.

Too little too little too late!

After some time to cool off after Thanksgiving and another frustrating defeat, the Bluethers are back to give you some more smoking hot takes on lukecold mediocrity. They spend a lot of time breaking down the fall-from-ahead loss in Philadelphia and Zach Ertz's continued success against Big Blue. They also discuss Saquon's stellar first half and baffling near-absence after halftime, as well as Pat Shurmur's performance at the helm of the Giants so far and whether or not he should be retained heading into the 2019 season. This episode also includes a question from HOF One Seth and a preview of Week 13's pairing with the Chicago Bears.