Can we call him Macheesbro‽

The first two games of the Danny Dimes Era have come and gone, and so has the Giants' winless streak. After a fortuitous victory in Florida and a stroll through the hapless capital, Big Blue is sitting pretty at a relatively unimpressive (but nonetheless exciting) 2-2.

The Bluethers also cover the choking of Odell, the brutality of Burfict, Saquon's injury, Ryan Connelly's torn ACL, and their recently-acquired tickets to next Thursday's game in Foxboro.