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The Bluethers welcome back special expert and resident New England sports correspondent Ethan Rothstein to break down one of the least entertaining Super Bowls in years. The gang discusses how little there was to discuss, how hard it is to root for Boston sports teams, and how buckets of undefined food make America truly one-of-a-kind.

Other topics analyzed in this episode include when identity theft may be legal, where not to buy chicken tenders, and how the episode sign-off needs more practice.

Listen up, Ones, and happy offseason!

As always, our introductory theme music is composed by Kevin MacLeod. You can find more of his work at incompetech.com.

Our theme starts with a few seconds of "The Curtain Rises," and quickly fades into "Take a Chance." Both pieces are licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. For more information on the license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

This can be the sequel!

The Elis are back and about the same as ever.

Zach and Willys hop on the mics for another brief episode. (They play first halves. The games don't count yet.) They break down the win against the Jets on Friday, Eli's return to the field, and Eli Apple getting targeted and flagged. They discuss what we may have learned about Davis Webb, unexpected personnel on the Jets, and Zach's reading of the TB12 bible. They wrap up with a quick preview of the coming preseason finale against the Patriots and a fresh tweak on what's looking like it may well become the official Season 2 episode signoff.