The bass is going right over this part!

With Gettleman's draft ars poetica in the books, the Bluethers return from another mandatory cool-down period to discuss the selection of Daniel Jones, the close call with Josh Rosen, and how to proceed with Giants fandom in the face of increasingly bewildering incoherence from the front office.

In other words, this is the 2019 draft recap you never knew you wanted.

It's interesting artificial intelligence!

Back from their mandatory cool-down period following the Odell Beckham trade, Zach and Willys discuss their impressions of the Giants' offseason so far. With the most interesting player on the team now playing for a franchise that's famous for losing, they ponder what they will talk about going forward and how they'll continue to deliver #premiumcontent to the ever-deserving Ones. They also analyze how likely a Josh Rosen acquisition for Big Blue really is, and take a quick look at what the club will do at the draft later this month.

Other topics discussed include robots that play instruments, sushi, Zach's superhuman ability to stay awake, and some hot microphone shade.

Ethan, say Blueth!

The Bluethers welcome a very special guest to the show this week: Mr. Ethan Rothstein, a fan of nearly everything from Boston and Dave Matthews. The newly formed triumvirate preview the Super Bowl, discuss officiating and the infuriating ending to the NFC Championship Game, and make a quick round through baseball's offseason. They also spend some time on whether and/or when Josh Rosen will appear on the pod. To top it all off, Ethan leaks extremely important national security secrets, so tune in for that if nothing else.

As always, our introductory theme music is composed by Kevin MacLeod. You can find more of his work at incompetech.com.

Our theme starts with a few seconds of "The Curtain Rises," and quickly fades into "Take a Chance." Both pieces are licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. For more information on the license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

I'll give you a hint: boink boink!

The Giants are 1-0 in the playoffs this year, or we can at least assume as much given the club’s general stance toward creative interpretations of success over the last few months. The biggest news out of Big Blue World this week is all about Josh Rosen, so the Bluethers take this once-in-a-lifetime chance to talk even more than usual about Josh Rosen. They take a look back at Wild Card Weekend, compare their predictions, and look ahead to the NFL’s Round of 8. Zach and Willys also break down the latest developments for elite quarterback prospects and take a lesson about football from the GOAT, President Abraham Lincoln.

It's a toe episode!

In an episode that immediately enters the AIB GOAT conversation, Zach and Willys re-record their thoughts on another baffling Giants loss, this time to a Saints team that had a third-string quarterback returning kicks.

Let that sink in.

This episode also features the longed-for return of rapid-fire answers, a look at the remarkably similar probabilities that the Giants will make the playoffs or get the top overall pick in the 2019 draft, and an analysis of the future GOAT, Josh Rosen.

Maybe this is actually a GOAT episode, but that's much less interesting as a title.

Also... live guitar!