That used to be my anger!

In the much-anticipated Season Finale of An Inconvenient Blueth, the Bluethers recap the final two games of the Giants' 2018 campaign with an eye toward anything that isn't explicitly or substantively related to the 2018 campaign. They take an initial look at the big offseason questions hanging over Corporate Insurance Stadium, including the fate of Eli Manning and what the Giants may choose to do with the sixth overall pick in the draft, and highlight some unexpected lessons from the otherwise depressing year that was for Big Blue.

Other topics discussed in this episode include which kind of jersey to purchase from the NFL store, the Big Ben v. Eli debate that nearly dismantled the Perry family on a recent car ride, whether or not Zach is an accredited doctor according to NFL rules, and how many body parts count as multiple body parts. In the word of the President, "Enjoy!"

We watch football in airports!

Week 2 and the Cowboys dealt the Giants another deflating loss, and Zach and Willys were there to watch it... in airports... from either side of the ol' US of A. They break down the ongoing woes along Big Blue's offensive line, Eli Manning's limited options, Saquon Barkley's role in the passing game, and what we can expect from the coaching staff.

They also discuss Vontae Davis's shocking halftime retirement in Buffalo, how the Giants are analyzing players' sweat chemistry, and what we might see in Week 3 against the Houston Texans.

It's a Tom Twister!

1 game, 1 loss, lots of penalties against the offensive line.

With regular season play finally underway, the guys discuss the Giants' frustrating Week 1 loss at home to Jacksonville. They run through the vulnerabilities on the offensive line, the inability to exploit opportunities on special teams, and the state of Eli Manning. They also revel in the game's many positives, including a stellar performance from Odell Beckham, Jr., and flashes of brilliance by Saquon Barkley.

Most importantly, they take a look at which model of helmet Tom Brady wore in Week 1 before doing a round of the world-famous Analytics Update.

The episode ends with a preview of the Week 2 game at Dallas, with predictions from Zach and Willys on how Big Blue will fare against the Cowboys.

We're an against-profit operation!

The guys recap losses to Dallas and Philadelphia and dive into Nick Foles, Tom Brady, Tom Brady's trainer, and Jimmy Garoppolo. They also look ahead to this week's game against Arizona, how the Giants might finish the year, and who will be involved with the team in 2018. And lastly... someone actually did watch Skip Bayless this week.

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The Dalai Lama loves Alcatraz!

Nothing is normal for the team that's proud to be boring. Zach and Willys recap the loss at Oakland, Geno Smith's first start for Big Blue, and whether anyone should care. They also take a last look at the firings of Ben McAdoo and Jerry Reese, before a preview of the rematch with the Cowboys and The Ones' favorite segment: Quick Hits.

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