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Your favorite uncredentialed pigskin pundits return for the first episode in nearly two months to talk about all the things that haven't really happened since the NFL draft. In this pre-pre-pre-season episode, the Bluethers discuss the podcast's bleak financial outlook and what you can do to help change that. They also break down their shared cultural imprint with Lost and Friends.

Zach and Willys chat about the newly intimidating and lovable Cleveland Browns and the blistering Odell-ness of wearing a $200,000 watch to participate in football practice.

Fun ensues. This might just be the greatest episode of An Inconvenient Blueth that isn't called "It's a toe episode!"

It's interesting artificial intelligence!

Back from their mandatory cool-down period following the Odell Beckham trade, Zach and Willys discuss their impressions of the Giants' offseason so far. With the most interesting player on the team now playing for a franchise that's famous for losing, they ponder what they will talk about going forward and how they'll continue to deliver #premiumcontent to the ever-deserving Ones. They also analyze how likely a Josh Rosen acquisition for Big Blue really is, and take a quick look at what the club will do at the draft later this month.

Other topics discussed include robots that play instruments, sushi, Zach's superhuman ability to stay awake, and some hot microphone shade.