If a team has no wide receivers in New Jersey, does it win a game? Or something like that. Zach and Willys mourn the loss of basically every receiver on the Giants' roster, and speculate about who the team might bring in to catch passes. Then, given the 0-5 start, they try to predict wins and losses for the Giants' remaining 11 games. They finish with a quick preview of the Week 6 matchup at Denver, and a few notes from the An Inconvenient Blueth universe.

Zach and Willys start with another 4th-quarter Giants loss, this time in Tampa against the Buccaneers. They break down what they liked (very little), what they didn't like (a lot more), and how a bunch of numbers fit together (that part's particularly exciting). They finish the episode with a look ahead to Week 5 at home against the now-Los Angeles Chargers, and try to figure out which of these winless teams will leave Sunday with a win in the books.