The previously 0-5 Giants won, and did so in a way that appears incomprehensible to everyone. Zach and Willys low-key appreciate the emergence of Big Blue's running game and the defense's stellar performance in Denver. They consider the possibility of this season turning around, and the possibility that Sunday night was merely a cruel tease. Finally, they end the show with a preview of Week 7 in New Jersey against the Seahawks.

If a team has no wide receivers in New Jersey, does it win a game? Or something like that. Zach and Willys mourn the loss of basically every receiver on the Giants' roster, and speculate about who the team might bring in to catch passes. Then, given the 0-5 start, they try to predict wins and losses for the Giants' remaining 11 games. They finish with a quick preview of the Week 6 matchup at Denver, and a few notes from the An Inconvenient Blueth universe.